09:00 Giant pansexual orgy. May or may not include teenagers.
11:00 Sacrifice dead foetus to Satan
12:00 Eat the foetus
13:00 Quiet time for foetus digestion and contemplation. Reading The God Delusion, the Guardian or any other evil liberal gaytheist feminazi tract of doom.
14:00 Lecture- Communism and How to Infiltrate the Christian Nation that is the United States of America with the Red Menace
15:00 Gay wedding
16:00 Science time! Today's topics- cosmology, evolutionary biology and climate change. Today's practical- convince yourself that these are all true so you can brainwash the children of decent God-fearing folk.
17:00 Change into goth clothes
18:00 Travel to metal concert of your choice. Mosh. Stomp on small children. Worship Satan. Again.
00:00 Midnight Mass. Get naked and dance around a bonfire chanting about Karl Marx and the NHS